Tina: The renowned Carnegie Deli in New York City failed its third health inspection in three months this week.
Jimmy: Aww man, I love the Carnegie! That’s where they have those huge sandwiches named after celebrities.
Tina: Yeah.
Jimmy: You know, they got a sandwich named after me, “The Jimmy Fallon.”
Tina: Yeah, it’s 170 pounds of ham with a bad haircut.
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